The M5 isn’t the M3

•September 17, 2013 • 6 Comments

Sounds obvious but it may not necessarily be, especially to the casual observer or a person who has had seat time in neither. Consider: at a glance, our E28 M5 and E36 M3 are both four-door sedans with 24-valve DOHC inline-sixes and are roughly the same size, weigh approximately similar amounts, and produce about the same power, give or take a smattering of horsepower and “torques” (more on that in a minute). What’s the point, right?

Wrong. Despite the superficial similarities, the cars could not be more different to drive. The M3 is playful, bounding out of the gate and eager to play around town at “around town” (read: lower) revs and speeds. It behaves like an athlete and loves to run with what it’s been given. Power delivery is instantaneous and effortless. In comparison, the M5 feels downright sluggish off the line and hates any semblance of stop-and-go traffic— never fun, but the M3 in the same situation is docile, even pleasant.

The M5’s upside? It has an unnatural ability to pull and pull at highway speeds, seemingly never running out of breath— the revs just keep coming, the speed keeps piling on. The peaky nature of the race-bred engine means it’s happiest (and making the most power) from 4,000 rpm and up. This car was clearly built with the wide, limitless expanses of the Autobahn in mind, not to go stoplight to stoplight. With the M3 you risk getting pulled over; with the M5 you risk losing your license.

The verdict? The M3 is oodles of fun around town and wins that contest hands down. Every time we think we’ve fallen out of love with it, all it takes is five minutes behind the wheel to be brought back into the fold. The M5 is more like a bear that needs to be roused from its slumber, but once you poke it with a sharp stick, watch out. They are addictive in their respective ways and we feel fortunate to get to experience both. Variety truly is the spice of life.

Some relevant specifications (aggregated from a variety of sources including Car and Driver, Motor Trend, and Edmunds):

1998 M3 (sedan)

  • Curb weight: 3175 lbs.
  • Weight dist. F/R: 49.7%, 50.3%
  • Horsepower: 240 hp @ 6000 rpm
  • Torque: 236 ft-lbs. @ 3800 rpm
  • Power-to-weight ratio: 0.076
  • 0-60: 5.5 seconds
  • 1/4 mile: 14.0 sec / 99.2 mph

1988 M5

  • Curb weight: 3420-3504 lbs. (though our example probably shaves 150 or so lbs. thanks to its Euro instead of US bumpers, manual seats, and self-leveling suspension delete)
  • Weight dist. F/R: 52.2%, 47.8%
  • Horsepower: 256 hp @ 6500 rpm
  • Torque: 243 ft-lbs. @ 4500 rpm
  • Power-to-weight ratio: 0.073
  • 0-60: 6.3 seconds
  • 1/4 mile: 14.6 sec / 95 mph

Assorted grab bag of stuff we like

•September 16, 2013 • 10 Comments

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Japan carspotting: sake-getter edition

•September 13, 2013 • 2 Comments

This one comes courtesy of MCB Japan correspondent Skorj:

It was in Takayama last Sunday, he was picking up a crate of nihon-shu, and came back to find me photographing his car. Explained I liked twin-cammed kyusha, and he asked me what I drove. When I told him a Honda Hachi he opened the car, hood, and proceeded to show me the good bits. A crowd gathered… I love Japan.


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E28 M5 having a play at Laguna Seca

•September 12, 2013 • 3 Comments

Not ours. Needless to say, the car looks great.

Images from Eric (of r3vlimited.com) in Colorado (Laguna Seca photos shot by gotbluemilk.com).

The places this car – not to mention its owner – has been— color us jealous.

Alpina B3 2.7 Touring (E30) — it exists

•September 11, 2013 • 8 Comments

Well we always knew they did – we count approximately ten on the Alpina Register (though who knows how many of them are still on the road) – but this is our first time getting a good look at one. It’s a bit loud for us, visually speaking (then again, Alpinas were never known for their subtlety), but underneath the cosmetic modifications, it’s hard to find fault with what lies beneath. What a car.

Images by Benno Reiss-Zimmerman

The impossible question: what is the coolest car in the world?

•September 10, 2013 • 41 Comments

This was shamelessly lifted from our friends over at the fine Black Steelies blog (spoiler alert: their nominee can be found here, and their reasoning is impressive). As for us? We’re probably going to say the Alfa Romeo GTV coupe. Pretty, timeless Bertone design, it’s an old car that retains a youthful appeal, is lighter and fleeter of foot than bigger GT cars, a bit more exclusive than the BMW 2002, more accessible (price-wise) than a 911 of comparable vintage (and perhaps not as polarizing as any car bearing a Porsche crest), they can be dressed up or dressed down (i.e., made into track cars) and be equally at home either way. But above all they are effortlessly cool— they don’t need to try because they just have it.

The early Stepnoses are more desirable than the later non-Stepnose models, but the later cars don’t earn the same demerits as, say, square tail lights on a 2002, or big bumpers on a 911 — in other words, their loveliness remains largely intact.


Our ideal GTV would probably look pretty similar to this, though maybe wearing dark green paint over a tobacco interior.

We’re entitled to change our mind, of course, but we’ve wanted one for the longest time. Still do.

As for the coolest modern car, how about the unattainable (to the US) Alfa Romeo 159 ti Sportwagon?

That one should be pretty self-explanatory, we think. Just look at it!

How about you all: what is the coolest car in the world?

(GTV image credit: Petrolicious)

Assorted grab bag of stuff we like

•September 9, 2013 • 11 Comments

Getting right to it.

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You watch this and can’t help but smile

•September 6, 2013 • 4 Comments

We want, no, we need this in our lives.

Art prints by Cale Funderburk

•September 5, 2013 • 5 Comments

These are very cool.

See the rest of them here (they’re also available for purchase).

Probably one of the most mental things we’ve seen in recent memory

•September 3, 2013 • 16 Comments

So apparently, Italian BMW tuner (yes, you read that right) Racing Dynamics SpA once stuffed one of the biggest motors (the M70B50 V12) from one of the biggest Bimmers (the 850Ci) into one of the littlest (the E36 318ti or Compact). Madness ensues.

Images courtesy of TuningHistory

Count ’em and weep:

Of course, hot rodding the Baby Bimmer is nothing new; in fact, one of our own even wrote about it here. Dig.