Violation

Violating another man’s car is like hurting a member of the family, wrong. You don’t go hitting another man’s kid. We here find it non-car-lover-like to do uninvited harm (Gyro, don’t bring your future Porsche to a Giant’s game) on another man’s baby, unless you’re violating Cody Liebel’s Enzo.

I got an email from my coworker about his new car getting broken in. The assailant bust his passenger window and jacked his nav. He should have known better living in Queens, but the guy just moved from Korea. Thievery does not discriminate your origins.

A good friend of ours used to own an ’02 Civic Si, a common thief’s goldmine. For some God awful reason, people thought rocking those ugly stock Si rims was sign of modified coolness, or it meant ‘I jacked these rims sucka.’

That only leads me to say this, think twice about where you park your baby, think thrice about which baby you’ll buy in the case it may get violated…

– Miss Ra